The link: http://byrdemon.ytmnd.com/
The other link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=uYgXRU8gCls&mode=related&search=
Regarding the dogfighting scandal with Mike Vick, former Klansman Robert Byrd said the following: The training of these poor creatures to turn themselves [reaffix nose] into fighting machines is simply barbaric. Barbaric. Barbaric! [downward punchy gesture] Barbaric. [forward punchy gesture] Let that word resound [quivering scimitar chop] from hill to hill [quivering scimitar chop] and from mountain to mountain [quivering scimitar chop]. From valet to valet [quivering scimitar chop] across this broad land [quivering scimitar chop]. Barbaric. Barbaric. May god hilp. [8 second pause] Those poor souls.
I think a few things bear noting.
- Robert Byrd is a former Klansman, and a Democrat.
- Robert Byrd actually sermonizes slower than I can type.
- Robert Byrd needs to consult a document to remind himself of the words to a speech in which a full 67.8% of the words are the word “barbaric.“
- Robert Byrd is the oldest person in the entire world, and definitely the oldest person ever to earn the high honor of the DeepPink type.
- As old as Robert Byrd is, he never learned to say “valley“ correctly.
- Apparently nobody has the heart to tell Robert Byrd that he is not at all, at all, at all. At all. AT ALL. At all. At all an orator. Maybe they assume he's going to die any second.
- Congress continues to have no idea what its here for.
I cannot stress strongly enough what an embarassing bunch of pompous, self-righteous assholes America is filled with. Watching people line up to pat themselves on the back for being too compassionate for dog fighting is nauseating.
It would be nauseating enough that these assholes think their words of condemnation actually resound across the nation... But when you factor in the sheer fucking hypocrisy, it's like being doused with diarrhea.
Mike Vick is a pro football player. I've already gone over it, but nobody is willing to address it... Football players are like human fighting dogs. They get maimed, broken, scarred, bred for aggression, and they battle for our amusement.
What we're watching is, quite literally, a bunch of pompous priviledged fucks demonizing their own fighting dogs for being accused of keeping fighting dogs.