First off, let me send a message to cellular service providers: I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. I don't listen to your idiot commercials, I don't even begin to try to understand the vagaries of your stupid plans that are somehow supposed to make me rush out and buy your stupid products.
That said, I want to speak directly to Virgin Mobile. You have a new series of commercials in which the voiceover guy has the most preposterously irritating voice in the history of mankind. Even the fuckwit who does the Good Times commercials. You need to stop.
Thanks to the wonders of the internet, I can look this commercial up.
Alison MacLean, I'm going to assume the voice casting is your fault. What the hell is wrong with you? When you heard this schmuck's voice, what the fuck posessed you?
This blogpost is comepletely pointless, but some things need to be said.