The link (so good I made a local copy): http://www.vicegrip.net/resumeIT&Sales.pdf
NameRedacted (11:32:14 PM): Is it wrong for me to assume that dudes who live in Thailand, like UK ex-pats, are basically just lecherous douchebags who spend their days working in the offices of western corporations, and their nights violating preteen Asians?
NameRedacted (11:32:39 PM): No, but look at the guy's resume.
NameRedacted (11:32:52 PM): Which?
NameRedacted (11:32:52 PM): http://www.holtww.com/images/resumeIT&Sales.pdf
NameRedacted (11:33:19 PM): LOAD FASTAR CHINAMAN PDF>
NameRedacted (11:33:47 PM): I mean, that's what I thought, too, initially, but it looks like he has two kids with one of the natives.
NameRedacted (11:34:24 PM): Ok, well Anthony M Zola clearly has sex with them.
NameRedacted (11:38:22 PM): Yes.
NameRedacted (11:39:19 PM): I dunno about this Holt guy.
NameRedacted (11:39:26 PM): I mean, he looks like a real straight shooter...
NameRedacted (11:39:29 PM): But can he type?
NameRedacted (11:39:53 PM): What if we need to communicate with Indians via Morse Code?
NameRedacted (11:39:56 PM): 90-120 wpm, I believe.
NameRedacted (11:40:05 PM): Oh snap, you're right.
NameRedacted (11:40:16 PM): That sets my mind at ease, because every good technical resume needs to mention that.
NameRedacted (11:40:33 PM): That way, after I'm done taking a piss in his mouth, he can be my fucking receptionist.
NameRedacted (11:41:23 PM): This is the most retarded thing I have ever seen.
NameRedacted (11:41:43 PM): "1985 to 1988: Hired a private tutor employed by Thai International Airways to learn Personal Computer programming methods."
NameRedacted (11:42:10 PM): "July 1992, attended a 5-day seminar at the Novotel Hotel, Bangkok, on advanced Clipper database programming techniques conducted by Matt Whelan, from Australia."
NameRedacted (11:42:23 PM): I know, right?
NameRedacted (11:42:25 PM): It just keeps going like that.
NameRedacted (11:43:12 PM): June 2007: Had a very snarky conversation with TV Personality Lorenzo Lamas, national expert on Java World Wind product. Ate an entire turkey and cheese sandwich without crying.
NameRedacted (11:43:32 PM): Can I blog about this please?
NameRedacted (11:43:54 PM): Later in June 2007: Read parts of the conversation on a blog. Ate a second entire turkey and cheese sandwitch with minimal crying.
NameRedacted (11:43:59 PM): Yes, you should.
NameRedacted (11:44:58 PM): August 2004: Realized that people in India have phones too.
NameRedacted (11:45:35 PM): I'm making a local copy of that file.
NameRedacted (11:45:35 PM): February 2005: Called a Dell helpline and recruited some technical associates.
NameRedacted (11:45:41 PM): You seriously should.
NameRedacted (11:46:39 PM): It's an amazing thing.
NameRedacted (11:48:03 PM): Do a bit of critique of the website, too: http://www.holtww.com/
NameRedacted (11:48:44 PM): http://www.holtww.com/http://www.holtww.com/
NameRedacted (11:48:52 PM): Click on that.
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