The link: http://www.tbli.org/content/bio2005.html#davidplattner
My friend Lorenzo Lamas sent me the link above to show me the picture of a guy he's helping build a website with GIS elements to it. The best way to experience what follows, is to open the link above in a new window, then place it next to this window on your Dell 24“ widescreen monitor, so you can scroll and read at the same time.
If you don't have a Dell 24“ widescreen monitor, really you should get one.
NameRedacted (8:52:05 PM): Nice.
NameRedacted (8:52:31 PM): I like to pose in a revealing linen/light cotton shirt for my photos too.
NameRedacted (8:52:55 PM): I also like how Rajesh Srivastava decided to have a big expanse of empty shot over his head.
NameRedacted (8:53:27 PM): Robert Jamieson just wants to be frank with you.
NameRedacted (8:54:40 PM): Razi-ur-Rahman Khan runs a business in Pakistan that re-uses 1980s era American DMV cameras for portraiture.
NameRedacted (8:56:04 PM): Richard Eyre buys his shirts the same place as Plattner.
NameRedacted (8:56:42 PM): Humbert Garreau de Labarre didn't have a photo of himself, so he stole one from a 1970's men's apparel magazine.
NameRedacted (8:57:14 PM): Much in the same way Anthony M Zola stole an ID from a KGB agent he killed in Phuket.
NameRedacted (8:58:07 PM): Kyoko Sakuma is actually the alternate persona of the superhero The Incredible MILF.
NameRedacted (8:58:35 PM): Shivakumar Natarjan's photo was taken mid-alien-abduction.
NameRedacted (8:59:23 PM): Craig Mackenzie's secret desire is to be used as clipart on the homepage of an internet startup.
NameRedacted (8:59:57 PM): For Halloween this year, Stephen Hine was Stephen Hawking. Pretty much every year.
NameRedacted (9:00:49 PM): Mark Goldsmith and Howard Pearce are the opposite poles on the "how closely cropped should a portrait be" debate.
NameRedacted (9:01:09 PM): There's no explaining Pierre Bollon.
NameRedacted (9:01:27 PM): Vineet Rai would like to know: "You talkin' to me?"
NameRedacted (9:05:16 PM): Peronne Boddaert is on TV for some reason.
NameRedacted (9:05:32 PM): Very little can be said about Katja Titulski.
NameRedacted (9:05:55 PM): Ambreen Wahid is a mail order bride.
NameRedacted (9:06:50 PM): There's something wrong with Mark Weintraub.
Bonus link: http://www.intelesense.net/about/people
NameRedacted (11:09:15 PM): Chris Maxwell wrote most of World Wind.
NameRedacted (11:09:40 PM): Annnd, what? They paid him in chances to sniff Valerie Barker's underwear?
NameRedacted (11:10:02 PM): That's the fase one would make after having done so, I'm sure.
NameRedacted (11:10:15 PM): They look like all their pictures were taken at Kevin Montgomery's wedding.
NameRedacted (11:10:25 PM): Seriously.
NameRedacted (11:10:39 PM): Like, that sweater is the nicest thing Chris owns.
NameRedacted (11:11:10 PM): The server team was not invited to the wedding, because they're Chinamans.
NameRedacted (11:11:28 PM): Those are Vietnamesmans names
NameRedacted (11:13:09 PM): I'm going to go out on a limb here and speculate that if you met Valerie Barker in person, she's not that hot.
NameRedacted (11:13:40 PM): Like, I bet that's one of those pictures where it looks just like her, but somehow in real life she's kinda busted.
NameRedacted (11:14:15 PM): http://transducers.stanford.edu/People/barker.html
NameRedacted (11:14:29 PM): ZOMG I AM SO DAMN RITE.
NameRedacted (11:15:45 PM): But, whatever, good for Chris Maxwell.