Link one: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13800932/
Link two: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055277/
Link three: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060771/
Let me start off by saying that Lech and Jaroslaw Kaczynski are some darling little hobbits. I had thought that none had survived the pogroms, but apparently there's still a bustling shire just outside of Brznkywlyky.
Both ran on a pledge to fight the cronyism that has since flourished, a message Jaroslaw stressed during brief remarks at the presidential palace.
Nothing says “no to cronyism,” quite like electing your own brother PM.
But, really, think of all the humorous Parent Trap sorts of antics these lads can pull when they're not too busy filching themselves the makings for second breakfast? I know, you're thinking that these are some serious fellows, they couldn't possibly pull off any of that sort of tomfoolery, right? How wrong you are.
The twins — who happen to be Geminis — first won fame as child actors in the 1962 hit film “The Two Who Stole The Moon.”
I looked it up, and apparently Gemini is the sign of the twins, so that little astrological joke was lost on me at first, but now I'm enjoying it in all its Morissettian irony.
IMDB describes the film: Twin brothers, Jacek and Placek, are the town's troublemakers. They're lazy, greedy and also cruel. They despise hard work, so they cook up a plan to make easy money that would make them rich for the rest of their lives: steal the moon and sell it. They set on a journey to find a place where the moon would be low enough for them to steal. Before they leave, they take the last loaf of bread from their poor hardworking mother. After numerous adventures the boys manage to catch the moon in a fishing net. But it is only the beginning of their troubles.
Nothing says cronyism, laziness, cruelty, and a penchant for the theft of astral bodies quite like 'Lech and Jaroslaw Kaczynski.'