I couldn't find the video of this event online, but I saw it on TV. Basically what happened is Zinedine Zidane got pissed off, and headbutted Marco Materazzi in the chest. This resulted in Zidane getting sent off.
Now, just to recap, the World Cup finals were decided on penalty kicks. Like I said in my previous post, that's ridiculous. You don't see the Super Bowl getting decided by field goal kickoffs, and you don't see the NBA Finals getting decided by a free throw shoot off, and you don't see the World Series getting decided by a pitching machine home run derby. It's ridiculous crap.
But "ridiculous crap" doesn't even begin to describe the antics these "athletes" put on when they're trying to get a call. The trio of photos above show the aftermath of Zidane headbutting Materazzi in the chest. He ends up curled up on the field like he's been hit with a light howitzer. While it's completely impossible to injure an adult male by headbutting him in the chest, I wanted to be fair, so watched the video of this, and can confirm that it's entirely theatrical in nature. In fact, Materazzi does the typical soccer player move, when he's hit, he jumps up, pulls up his legs, and falls down, to make it look like he was just blown into the air by the force of the foul.
I know it's a tired old (American) saw, but soccer players are pussies. I realize that they play through injury, I realize that they train hard, but come on. They're pussies, at least within the society of athletes. A real warrior is not going to put on a show of how hurt he is, how badly your cruel tackle has made him scream and cry. It doesn't matter if it gains you an advantage or not. If you've got any pride in you at all, when somebody hurts you, you don't show it, you get back up, and you keep playing the game.
If you've been injured so badly that all you can do is curl up in a fetal position and scream into the grass, then you're almost dead. You're not so trivially impacted that you can get up after the red card comes out, and then hit one of the PKs for you team in the shootout.
Now, I understand that guys in the NBA will “flop” to try to draw a charging call, but they flop, then they get back up and play the game. They don't roll around on the floor, mock crying, trying to get the call. I'm also not saying that Zidane shouldn't get sent off for headbutting a guy during a stoppage in play. I'm just saying that in addition to being a sport that is entirely broken, soccer is a sport played by pussies. It sucks.
Ultimately soccer is a poorly governed affair in which the greatest advantage is gained by loudly demonstrating your victimhood. Is it any wonder that it's so popular in Europe?