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The link:  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13361343/

One quote in here jumped out at me:

Robert Einhorn, a senior adviser at the Center for Strategic and International Studies, said a U.S. shootdown of a North Korean missile on a test flight or a space launch would draw “very strong international reaction” against the United States. He saw only a small chance that the U.S. would attempt a shootdown.

My initial response was to agree that there would be a strong international backlash against the US if we did shot down the DPRK's test missile.  When I paused for a second to think about that, I realized just how absurd it is.  How petty, mindless and knee-jerk has the world's anti-Americanism gotten that we'd be demonized for telling current World Douchebagging record holder Kim Jong Il that he's not allowed to nuke us?

I mean, it's almost a favor to him.  He wants to know if his missile will work for nuking the US.  If we've got an anti-missile system that shoots it down, then the answer is “no.”  Would we be doing our part as members of the international community by not allowing him to conduct a realistic test?

Seriously though, this is Anybody But America at its finest.  The whole goddamned world is scared of DPRK and it's nukes, but they're still ready to jump all over us for refusing to protect them in a fashion as completely pussified as the way they protect themselves.  Guys, if acting like a bunch of queens was an effective defense, you'd be completely inassailable.

Now, I honestly don't think our shitty anti-missile system would even work.  If it did, 100% of the time, I think it aught to be a fucking Constitutional Amendment that we'd have to shoot down missiles launched by fat, pompadour sporting dictators.  But that's not how we do.  We just hop in a bubble bath with a copy of US is From Venus, Europe is From Even Gayer Venus, and try to figure out how to verbalize our commitment to hugs in a way that both redeems and affirms our precious allies around the world.

posted on Tuesday, June 20, 2006 11:10 PM

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# re: ABA... 6/22/2006 12:27 AM 8nus from 72.254.23.159
Sounds like the same thing William Perry (Clinton's second defense secretary) says in Thursday's Washington Post.

On another note:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush, and his elevation to the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down."

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