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The link:  http://www.climatecrisis.net/seethetruth/

Wheee!  Liberals love pledges.  They love petitions and pledges and clearly stating their opinion, so as to distract from the fact that they've never done anything in their lives, but instead shrieked about how somebody other than them needs to.  “How can you say I don't care?  I signed the '2006 I Care Doc' right here!”

So, I did what I had to do.  I pledged John Kerry would attend Al Gore's PowerPoint presentation on opening night, and he would bring his 99 closest friends.  That is, of course, assuming that he can get Kennedy to climb out of the bottle and stagger over to the theater, and also to not take so many trips to drain his cirrhotic liver as to not actually constitute attending.

I even looked up John Kerry's correct birthday, which required a google search, and according to CSC's Leading Edge Foundation that's worth $25,000.  So, clearly I'm doing something.

posted on Thursday, June 15, 2006 2:38 PM

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