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The link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11310507/
In their frantic rush to discredit George W. Bush, our government in general, themselves, and the entire concept of intelligence, the mainstream media has begun circulating this picture, as a way of proving that Bush was... In the same room... In the same photo... Well, somehow in the same general mudslinging region as Jack Abramoff. They've even provided a helpful red circle, so that you know that the tiny, blurry, bearded man is, in fact, the Dreaded Jack Abramoff.
Alert viewers may also notice that the pale, satanic, mastermindly face of Karl Rove is visible on the right edge of the shot.
According to our media, this is what qualifies as journalism and politics. They've found photographic proof that, by some sort of rephrehensible corruption of our government, and some flagrant negligence of duty, George W Bush actually was in the same room as a major Washington lobbyist. Maybe within 25 feet. How can it be? |
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Now, I didn't want to be dragged down to the level of the mainstream media, but I'm as partisan and idiotic as anybody at the New York Times, and I just can't allow them to strike the sorts of mortal blows they are with the photo above. I've been forced, against my will, really, to publish the shocking photo shown at right.
I know. You're blown away. You thought that John Kerry was above such things, right? I'm sorry to say, he's not.
Oh, you're confused? You don't know what's going on? Well, come on, folks, I added a red circle and an arrow... On the right side? Under the lights? You still don't see?
Folks, come on. Don't you recognize the sneering visage of thrice convicted child rapist and murderer Preston “Gropey“ Sutton?
Yeah, that's right. You're looking at photographic proof of John F. Kerry, in a close, personal meeting with a child rapist and murderer. He's even gotten a nice banner, and PA system to celebrate this, essentially, one-on-one meeting, with a callous, heartless killer of youth.
It's disgusting, I know. You're going to have to take a moment to absorb it. But let me assure you, the Democrats are done for. I can use Google to find pictures of anybody, be it Hillary, Biden, Al Gore, whomever.... I can find them, pick a random person out of the background, draw a circle around their head, and pretend that means something. I can do it all day.
Checkmate liberals. I see your red circle, and raise you one red arrow. |
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