The link: http://www.homa.org/Details.asp?View=Detail&ContentID=2137352748&TOCID=2083225413
Read it ALL. It's ALL good.
Start with the picture of Khomeini. Note that his head is on fire. Then read, and see why. It's probably because of the firey hot wisdom it's full of. But then again, maybe that's what happens when you're dealing with the sorts of questions he deals with. Here's some an example:
"It is forbidden to consume the excrement of animals or their nasal secretions. But if such are mixed in minute proportions into other foods their consumption is not forbidden."
Now, if you were playing Jeopardy, the question to this answer would be something like this: “Can I eat animal shit?” Then the Daily Double: “Ok, what about animal boogers?” And Final Jeopardy: “Ok, what if I just sprinkle some shitty animal boogers on some hummus?” That sort of question will set your head on fire, that's for sure. Maybe he compromised on the “minute proportions” part, just to get the guy to leave him alone.
"If a man (God protect him from it!) fornicates with an animal and ejaculates, ablution is necessary."
Or, put differently, “If you have sex with an animal, and please, for the love, don't, but if you do, take a fucking bath.”
Remeber, all of these quotes are the result of questions asked of Khomeini. You know he wasn't just sitting there, having some tea or something, and suddenly realized his people needed clarity on eating cow boogers. Somebody asked him, and he probably tried to ignore them, but then they asked him again, and he had to pass down a verdict, which somebody actually wrote down.
Watch this:
HussainC: "Hey, like, I don't like that fatwa, cause, like I don't think it applies to me and the wife I made for myself out of boogers. Is it ok if I keep fucking it in the booger-ass?"
HussainC: "Sure dude, shut the fuck up. Let me say something to you in Farsi, if that helps, GO AWAY"
HussainC: "Whaa, I'm FULLY putting that on my website before I light myself on fire!!!"
AIMCrocolisk: I bet there's dudes over there who do all their wood sawing right near their cow's fase, so it breaths in the sawdusts and gets some honkin big boogers.
AIMCrocolisk: The cow's all: "Hey, what about a dust mask, fucker?"
HussainC: Just so they can have a surreptitious and spiritually deviant meal.
AIMCrocolisk: And the guy's like: "Don't play with me, cow, daddy's going for wife number four!"
Ohhhhhhh, doctor.