I leave Comedy Central playing in the background while I paint. There's a commercial that has been playing for months now, which I can't deal with anymore. It's a Comcast commercial, where some retard is talking about his bad experience with a satellite dish, which prompted him to switch to Comcast. He says his dish was like a sail, and fell over in the wind. The dish company told him to put it in a bucket of cement. He says “where am I going to mix cement, I live in an apartment?”
Dude. IN THE FUCKING BUCKET.
It gets worse, in that he then builds some sort of wooden, shop class style shelving unit, so apparently his apartment has a wood shop, but it's not a sufficient space for stirring.
Every time.
Idiot: “Where am I going to mix cement? I live in an apartment!”
Me: (sub-vocalizing) “In the fucking bucket.”
Stop, Comcast. I pay you assholes $150 a month already, why are you advertising?