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The link:  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8381220/

This is mostly for Ian, as it further cements what we already know:  Bechtel is the kinder and gentler Conspiracy Theorist's War Profiteer.

Bunny Greenhouse, the Army Corps of Engineers' top contracting official-turned whistle-blower, said in testimony at a hearing by Democrats on Capitol Hill that "every aspect" of Halliburton's oil contract in Iraq had been under the control of the Office of the Secretary of Defense.

I wish I could conduct that hearing, cause her testimony would be FUCKING AWESOME.

REPRESNATINTAVE HNAD:  First off, let me thank you for agreeing to meet with the comittee today Ms. Greenhouse.
MIZ GREEBHOUTS:  Thank you for inviting me Representative Hand.
RH:  Before we get started, let me clarify one point with you, if I might...  *shuffle papers*  It says here...  And I wan't to confirm this...  Your first name is Bunny?
MG:  Yes, sir.
RH:  Hmmm.  And your last name is Greenhouse?
MG:  Yes, sir, I don't see...
RH:  You've got to be fucking kidding me.
MG:  Sir?
RH:  Who the hell is named Bunny Greenhouse?
MG:  I'm actually Bunny Greenhouse Jr.  My father was also named Bunny.
RH:  I'm sorry, could you repeat that?  I didn't hear you, I was busy taking a shit on a picture of Ted Kennedy.
MG:  I said my father was also named Bunny.
RH:  Jesus christ, I'm sorry.  It's a ridiculous name ma'am.  Worse even than mine.
MG:  Well, I've had it all my...
RH:  It sounds like some sort of pot growing pornstar name.  It's horrific.

posted on Tuesday, June 28, 2005 2:24 AM

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# re: Bunny Greenhouse... 6/28/2005 5:23 AM I am Ian's insomnia from 24.9.54.48

Bunny is a great name, but it doesn't hold a candle to *Bunnatine*

http://rawstory2.com/news/2005/Report_testimony_claim_over_1b_Halliburto_0628.html


# re: Bunny Greenhouse... 6/28/2005 9:06 AM ghc from 199.141.41.57
http://www.whistleblowers.org/html/greenhouse.htm

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