The link: http://www.democrats.com/node/5037
Oh my GOD it keeps getting better. I can't even begin to believe how utterly fucking wonderful these liberals are. I have never seen a bunch of people pack more confusions, mistakes and false assumptions into shorter posts, all while working in an air of dismissive superiority. Speaking of which, how come all the libs always take that cocky “fine, don't let the door hit ya” attitude, while they keep losing seats in House and Senate, keep losing the Presidential election, etc. etc. Now is not a time for cocky arrogance, guys. You're losing. And it's getting worse every time. If you really want to win, start responding to the reality around you, rather than the fantasy you think should be. You can't win by denying reality.
Regardless, on with the splendor. I want to put the responses to my last blog post on the front page here, because they're so fucking great, they need the spotlight.
By: “Lefty Liberal“
Oh puuuuhleeze Mr. Potty Mouth. Get over yourself, and try to say something constructive for a change.
You represent every thing that is wrong with the neocon right-wing nuts. You give true conservatism a black eye with your rants.
Have a good one, if you haven't forgotten how...
Liberals always think they're constructive. They think that Durbin's comments, comparing the US to genocidal regimes of the past is “constructive.” They think that a faked hearing, designed to discredit a wartime President is “constructive.” Basically “constructive” is “what liberals do.” Kinda like dissent is only available to liberals. I also enjoy the idea that I discredit true conservativism. Lefty Liberal is obviously in real good touch with what that is, and is playing very sophisticated, very advanced mind games, by making me question what I'm REALLY doing for conservativism. Too bad I don't care. I know, for a fact, that pointing at democrats.com and laughing is a cause “worth fighting for.” And no, I haven't forgotten how to have a good time, I just spent about five minutes straight, laughing my ass off at you fucking clowns.
By: “Voice of Reason”
Once again, you have crystallized the rationale as to why you were booted. Hopefully you find another toadstool to stand upon and spew your vileness.
This is a free country and you are indeed allowed to speak your mind. Enjoy it while it lasts, at least until your Messiah, GWB takes that away also.
Here's some free advice buddy: Buy a thesaurus.
I'm not Kevin Groenhagen you dumbass. I don't even know who that dude is. I saw his post on democrats.com, then I saw it deleted, so I quoted it on my blog, because to whatever extent I'm capable, I'm going to prevent you cowards from hiding from people who don't agree with you. Here's my words, which might tip you off to that fact: “What follows was posted on the democrats.com as a comment. I read it, I thought it was a clever way to expose the idiocy, and I told Hussain to check it out.” See? “I read it.” I didn't write it. If I wrote it, I'd have already read it, right? Right. I wasn't booted. Apparently “Kevin Groenhagen” was booted. And that, to you, is “allowing him to speak his mind?” How can you not see how you look right now? Your side just “booted” somebody, and deleted their post, because you didn't like what it said. Then you somehow think, in the context of YOU censoring people, that you can accuse Bush of being the real censor. That's insane. It's utterly insane. You have PROVEN yourself to be thin-skinned petty tyrants, who will erase and squash any dissent to your views. All that's at stake is a single blog thread, and you endorse the notion of silencing somebody's freedom of speech. What would you do if you thought the country was at stake? You manage to discredit yourself in even the most trivial of tests. Please stop acting like you've got any degree of moral superiority. And, pray tell, what do I need a thesaurus for? You think that insult makes you look smart? Original? I hope not...
By: “Fact Checker“ (same person as Voice of Reason, FYI)
Wow, the Kaw Valley Small Business Monthly! What a truly reputable source. Great journalism there guy. Did you even take the time to see who the editor of this garbage is? It's a right winger named Kevin Groenhagen, who got his ass handed to him in a 1996 Kansas house campaign by a Democrat 7200-50. No wonder he's bitter.
Cite a real source next time, you loser. And by the way, it's spelled H-U-S-S-E-I-N. Add a dictionary to that list of things to buy too.
I think that the “closer” of this three pitcher series (who is actually the same Ohio based person as number 2) really brings the idiot heat. This post is just phenomenal in so many ways. First, they mock the source cited in Groenhagen's post. The Kaw Valley Small Business Monthly. It's not reputable. Did you bother to go LOOK at the fucking page, “Fact Checker?” Did you actually check that fact? The page is nothing but a list of links. Links to sources such as CNN, The Federation of American Scientists, The US Embassies in Israel and Italy, and the site for the Senate Armed Services Comittee. I guess those aren't reputable sources, though. So, let's recap: To democrats.com, a “Fact Checker” is somebody who fails to even look at a web page before he impugns its reputability.
But what follows is really what takes the cake for me. It's what really had me laughing. Check out the righteous indignation over the correct spelling of “Hussain.” Big capital letters. Dashes. Really S-P-E-L-L-E-D O-U-T for me. Thanks Fact Checker. Here's the problem. You're wrong. It's spelled “Hussain.” That's cause it's not Saddam I'm talking about, it's a friend of mine, whose name is Hussain. Do you really think I talk to Saddam, and tell him shit to read on the internet? Do you even fucking READ what people write, during your rigorous fact checking sessions? Or do you just skim, try not to absorb anything you don't want to hear, and then start blathering? My friend Hussain is an Indian Muslim, he was named after Imam Hussain, a major figure in Shi'a Islam. I didn't even need a dictionary, thesaurus, nor an encyclopedia to know that. I've just seen him spell it a trillion fucking times, because he's a close friend of mine, and he lives down the block from me. But you keep giving spelling lessons, and internet research lessons, and keep trying to sell people books. You're an endless font of hilarity, and I appreciate it very much.
Overall, the MVP of this game has to be “67.149.15.81“, aka. “Voice of Reason,” aka. “Fact Checker.” It's really a Cinderalla story, in which a lowly Ohio door-to-door dictionary salesman parlayed his passion for politics, lack of internet savvy, and a severe brain injury into a dazzling run of internet hilarity. I have to note how many people from democrats.com are also from Ohio. At least, the ones that come to my site and jabber retardspeak at me are. That last election must have really stung, huh idiots? Thanks for the Electoral Votes, Ohio. You sealed the win for Bush. Good to know we can count on the Buckeye State. Now go cry yourself to sleep, and marshall your energy for another round of making me laugh my ass off at your pitiful mewling.