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Quoth The English Major:  “I've been meaning to catch up on a list of movies I haven't seen, but it's bittersweet - at some point, my list won't overlap with anyones.”

How are you gonna use “bittersweet” in that context, dude?  How are you ever going to be happy in this life if you keep using words like “bittersweet?”  Men don't experience emotions that fall outside of the set of “psyched” and “pissed.”  Those are the two male emotions.  If you're a really sensitive, emotionally developed male, you might be able to tack “fuckin” on the front, thus opening you up to the possibility of “fuckin psyched” and “fuckin pissed.”

But “bittersweet,” dude?  Save that for female fiction writers and The Verve.  It's not for men.  Not only does it fall outside the range of “psyched” and “pissed,” but it's actually two adjectives at once, which is a degree of complexity that no man should ever experience, much less acknowledge.

What makes this matter worse, is that you're suggesting a “bittersweet” state has occurred because you don't have the same unseen movie list as other people.  This situaiton would best be described as “fuckin irrelevant,” but you have chosen to stretch it to fit a “bittersweet” in there.  It's one thing to hum along with The Verve's lyrics, it's another thing to go out looking for ways to find “bittersweetnaz” in your own life.

Everyone wants you to find “fuckin psychedness” Hussain, but this can never happen if you keep this shit up.

posted on Saturday, May 07, 2005 1:58 PM

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