The link: http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4809072,00.html
This is awesome. What the hell is wrong with Democrats? Why do they still think they're in charge, and that everyone else is stupid?
“Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, a possible White House candidate in 2008, joined 2004 nominee John Kerry and other Democrats Thursday in urging that Election Day be made a federal holiday to encourage voting.” Do you guys really think that more Democrat votes are working on election day than Republicans? Aren't you the assholes that are always reminding us that your cousin's, barber's drinking buddy worked in a coal mine? I guarantee you, every graphic designer in San Francisco can find time during his three hour lunch to go vote, even if he's got a seaweed wrap scheduled for that day. It's the coal miners and actual workers of the nation you're bringing out, and people who actually earn their money aren't going to vote for you.
“She also pushed for legislation that would allow all ex-felons to vote.” Ohhh, goodness. What a craven and bald faced grab at votes. They lost by 3.3 million votes. There's 4.7 million ex-felons barred from voting. How nice for you, Democrats. Depending on ex-felons for your future. Ride the worst of America to victory, you fucking assholes. “What's bad for American is good for Democrats.” Please try to think of even more ways to make this true. God I hate you.
“Once again we had a federal election that demonstrates we have a long way to go.” Yeah, about 3.3 million votes. “We” Hillary? No. “You.” “The Democratic party.” You assholes lost. No amount of deflecting the blame is going to change that. Here's another way to look at it: Why spend time and money changing the laws and the system, when lame excuses are free? You'll lose again in 2006. Just hang out, wait for it to happen, and then repeat the mantra.
“This has nothing to do with me,'' said Kerry. ``It is not partisan, or shouldn't be.” Jesus John. When you're lying, please try to be less transparent. I can see you waffling in TEXT FORM. “Er... I mean, uh... It shouldn't be, I guess. Or...” You're not Dear Leader. Dear Leader can just say shit, and it's true. “I was a great President.” And he is. “George W. Bush gave DPRK nuclear weapons.” Oh, ok, he must have. That's Clinton's power. He says something, it's true, and cool, and acceptable. That's why he's called Dear Leader, and you're called “one time Presidential nominee John Kerry.” You'll be kept around until it's less embarassing to dump you, and then you'll be dumped.