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First off, I'd like you to examine the picture at right.  Please don't be distracted by the handsome devil with the sexy paunch, and ultra-modern pompadour.  I know it's hard to tear your eyes away.  Of course he looks incredibly hot and powerful, what with his cool sunglasses, attractive jowels, sausage fingers, and that bizzare rayon-like fabric that they seem to love over in Asia.  Of course.  He's not the “Dear Leader“ cause he tortured everyone until they agreed...  Oh wait...

Well, whatever.  Don't be distracted by him.  Instead, notice the martial looking gent behind him.  Specifically observe his chest.  Holy fucking CRAP that's a lot of medals, huh?  His whole front is covered in medals.  That shit is, like, one medal short of an entire jacket made out of medals.  One has to ask, what did he win those medals for?  Torturing the shit out of people?  Effective creation of a nationwide state of malnutrition?  Distinguished conduct in acquiring Daffy Duck comic books?

Let me dispense with the sarcasm.  The DPRK is the saddest, most worthless nation on the face of this planet.  They suck.  They utterly fucking suck.  Based on that soldier's ridiculous display of hardware, it's clear that they have no intention of stopping.  These are people that REALLY believe that they can manufacture legitimacy by pinning lots of medals on a person.  These are the sorts of people that Bill Clinton and Madeline Albright felt really needed nuclear technology.

How does it work that George W. Bush can go in, take Saddam Hussein out of power, and everyone questions whether or not this is a good idea, but Bill Clinton can give nuclear technology to the lunatics pictured at right, and nobody says shit?  Hell, Albright has the balls (literally, balls) to blame the DPRK's newfound nuclear capability on George W. Bush.  I don't understand how this works.  Why are some people just allowed to say and do whatever, and it's just “true?“

Seriously folks.  Look at the idiots pictured at right.  Bill Clinton gave them nuclear technology.  No reason.  Just thought they could use it.  That's the sorta visionary that Clinton was.  He could aid enemies of America and sneak that shit TOTALLY under the radar.  You have to love a guy that is so stealthy with his undermining of our national interests.  Well, you do if you're a liberal, I guess.

posted on Thursday, February 17, 2005 7:38 PM

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# re: Dear Leader: Bill Clinton 2/18/2005 11:20 AM ian, leftist from 199.141.41.118

The North Korean nuclear program began in the mid-1960s. While it is conceivable that "Bill Clinton gave them [their] nuclear technology", he was, after all, in his early teens at the time, and his skills at designing and building nuclear fission reactors might have been a little remedial back then.


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