A lot of bad things have happened to me in my life, like pretty much everyone else, I'm sure, but I wanted to take a moment to mention the worst thing that's ever happened to me, at least that I was genuinely responsible for.
That would be playing CounterStrike. I hate this fucking game. It's two qualities are that it's highly addictive, and it's utterly infuriating to play. I loathe it. I utterly fucking loathe it. When I do well, it's mildly fun. When I do bad, it makes me so incredibly angry, it's beyond reason. In my younger days, I used to destroy headphones, smash keyboards, and generally fuck stuff up, it got me so mad. These days I'm not so rash, but it still just ruins my mood completely, makes me so utterly unhappy, it's simply amazing.
It's really like crack. When I play it, I know it won't be fun, and will in fact make me unhappy. But I play it anyway. And I've wasted days of my life playing this game, just throwing time into a black hole, and replacing it with anger. It's the worst thing in the entire world, and if I could change one thing about my life, I'd go back in time and tell myself never to play the fucking game. Never. It's literally the worst thing in the entire world.