The link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5344731/
Bonus Dean link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5529546/
It goes without saying that Howard Dean is a retard, but this article captures it nicely.
Dean say: “The future of this country is about two-way campaigns, campaigns where candidates are not guided by focus groups and polls, they’re guided by blogs and people who go to Meetups.” While I don't know what a capital m Meetup is, I have a sneaking suspicion it could give me anal warts, so I'll stick to the blogging option. I have two commands I want John Kerry and Howard Dean, and all their little haircut buddies to obey, since I have had the common deceny to blog my opinion, and embrace the new “two-way campaign” of the future...
1) Howard Dean: You're a fucking lunatic. Figure it out. Repeating things makes you seem crazy. Never. Never. Never. Never repeat yourself again. Instead, focus all your manic energies more productively. I'd suggest using a piece of glass to remove all the skin from your face, like the PCP laced tweaker you are. Stop this “sanity” sham. We can all see that you're demented. Go huff some glue, smash a Coke bottle, and get to work.
2) Democrats: Here's a talking point I don't need to see again, ever, no matter what happens. “The administration has alienated longtime allies.” One does not alienate France. One simply chooses what level of tolerance one will have for their bullshit. Or, put more accurately, one decides how convincingly one wishes to pretend that it's not obvious that France is a bunch of arrogant, backstabbing cowards. France is not our ally. They never were. When Germany invaded, we were their ally. When the USSR was looming nearby, we were their ally. They've never been our ally. They're only willing to let us be theirs when they think they need us. The surest way to “alienate“ France, is to allow their natural arrogance to take precedence over their even more natural cowardice. Bush didn't alienate anybody. France and Germany waited till just after the jet fuel stopped sizzling on 3000 American corpses, and then commenced with the most direct and aggressive assault upon us they could muster. Being utter fucking simps, that's a purely rhetorical assault, but it's the thought that counts, and knowing that these clowns think the UN is the big guns, we shouldn't miss the message: They're turning the big guns on us. Not vice versa.
This, in a nutshell, is why I think John Kerry would make a horrible president. It's like he's got battered spouse syndrome. France just slapped him in the face, and instead of walking out, he's saying “I'm sorry baby, I know you got a lot on your mind, I need to get the dishes washed, it's my fault, baby, I make you hit me, it's my fault.“ No wonder these people love stem cell research so much. They want to be able to regrow their balls, so they can cut them off and FedEx them to Jacques Chirac on a bi-monthly basis.
P.S. “Liberal lions?” You know where my dick is, should you realize you need to suck it.